Happy *almost* 30th Birthday!
Happy Birthday, Granny!
To Little Miss Hungover,
You better get the hair dye out quickly as I can see the grey hairs creeping in!
I just wanted to say that even though you are absolutely ancient, you're stunning all dolled up, but especially beautiful fresh faced and slightly tipsy from the night before!
I hope you have the most amazing birthday, I'll try my best not to miss you too much!
From, the idiot x